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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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Ida is a 2017 young adult novel by Alison Evans. Set in the Dandenong Ranges, it tells the story of Ida Wagner, a young person who begins to encounter her own doppelgängers and realises she can both travel through short increments of time and also shift between parallel universes at will. Many of the novel's characters are transgender, including Daisy who is genderqueer and Frank who is transmasculine.
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