{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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Axel Erlandson was a Swedish American farmer who shaped trees as a hobby, and opened a horticultural attraction in 1947 called \"The Tree Circus\", advertised with the slogan \"See the World's Strangest Trees Here\".
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Sporobolus contractus is a species of grass known by the common name spike dropseed. It is native to western North America, including the southwestern United States and northern Mexico. It grows in desert and plateau habitat, in woodlands, scrub, and dry, sandy, open areas.
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